Parachute Pants

A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves

1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.

by Windowless April 18, 2010

Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute

the act of smoking marijuana

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"

by Jimmy D and the Nuggets December 24, 2007

I choose you pikachu!

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

Although usually one addresses the pokemon first, this phrase has been adapted in modern culture.

"I choose you pikachu!"

Donald: 1
Mariana: 5million

by dominatrixxx April 28, 2011

parachute

billys vagina, aka large enough to float one's self down from a large fall.

billy just jump ur parachute pussy will float u down

by pussywacker May 28, 2011

parachuting

When your underwear stick out over the top of your pants.

You could tell she was wearing granny panties because she was parachuting.

by boopbutterfly January 12, 2011

parachutin

1. the upward thrust of pants after a very powerful fart or release of ass gases.

Background: My friend and I were sitting around when he had to pass some gas while wearing very loose fitting pants. The deep bass was only surpasses by the upward 'fluff' of the pants which settled back downward after the thrust of ass gas.

That guy had some powerful parachutin erruption, I'd say it almost broke through his pants.

by subarudrew May 11, 2004

parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it

man you got a great toke off that parachute

by Pothead January 13, 2005