Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.
She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.
by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010
by 69peeeeeeeeen June 16, 2020
When you pull your penis out of a woman’s bum hole and there is poo on the end. At this point you use the penis as a pen and the poo as ink. To complete you must draw a penis on the woman’s back.
by Reaney September 27, 2019
by Anonymous November 19, 2002
Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.
by Nuuuuuuuuu June 07, 2009
by meecahmouse September 27, 2018
The act of gloating, or rubbing a victory in someones face, without actually doing or saying anything. Can also be silent epeening when the person ahead in the competition will not acknowledge the other participant
Two people are playing a fighting game, one just won the game land-slide. He's doing nothing but sitting there not acknowledging the other person talking to him. "Stop your fucking Silent E-peening you faggot"
by Beecels May 28, 2010