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soft-peen-goo

Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.
She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.
by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010
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moo moo peen

wow look at that giant moo moo peen!
holy shit dude its huge HAHA
by 69peeeeeeeeen June 15, 2020
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pooi pen peen

When you pull your penis out of a woman’s bum hole and there is poo on the end. At this point you use the penis as a pen and the poo as ink. To complete you must draw a penis on the woman’s back.
I was chilling with Aitch and this girl came in. We did some bum stuff and it led to pooi pen peen
by Reaney September 27, 2019
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Peen Poon

Butt. Butthole. Rectum. Rectal area.
"I fucked this girl up the peen poon!"
by Anonymous November 19, 2002
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Take one for the Peen

Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.
I started dating Michelle, she's not super hot, but I've got to take one for the Peen.
by Nuuuuuuuuu June 7, 2009
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Suck my peen

When Tfue completely destroys somebody in fortnite
by meecahmouse September 26, 2018
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Silent E-Peening

The act of gloating, or rubbing a victory in someones face, without actually doing or saying anything. Can also be silent epeening when the person ahead in the competition will not acknowledge the other participant
Two people are playing a fighting game, one just won the game land-slide. He's doing nothing but sitting there not acknowledging the other person talking to him. "Stop your fucking Silent E-peening you faggot"
by Beecels May 28, 2010
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