standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it
by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007
Get the the western omelet mug.An unbearably annoying little wannabe who can't sing or act. co-stars in the Disney series "Hannah Montana" (which is equally as vomit-insucing as Emily herself). She thinks she's funny, cute and talented when she's really neither of those things. Once you hear her voice, you will most likely experience the sudden urge to punch the crap out of her and all of her whiney little fans- unless, that is, you're a stupid 12 year old fangirl.
Fangirl: LYK OHMYBUDDHA EMILY OSMENT LYK HAS A NW CD!!!!!!!!!11!one!!! IMMA GO BY IT LOL!
Me: Go fall in a hole.
Me: Go fall in a hole.
by DemiFan June 30, 2009
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by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007
Get the the veggie omelet mug.The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.
by Wash U Track May 31, 2006
Get the Texas Omelette mug.Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.
Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.
by ecaleohs April 21, 2009
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When a woman's vagina grows excessive stubble overnight.
Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Example 1
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.
Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.
Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
by dsm2 November 24, 2013
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