Oregon Avalanche

When someone shits there pants and as it rolls down you wait with your mouth open for it to fall in.

Nate totally got the Oregon Avalanche from me last night

by Jeezus69 December 31, 2020

Oregon Trail

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.

Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.

by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020

Oregon

Hometown of the incredible hippie nation, hipsters and beer drinkers. Better bring all seasons in your suitcase because our weather is bipolar, literally.. and if you want everybody to know your not from here, just use an umbrella when its raining! its also pronounced or-eee-gone. not or-o-gone. we like to eat organic as well.and we recycle..obviously. we don't have pools because we have earth pools, that are already made.. by the earth. our state is beautiful and full of fresh air. pictures here our incredible..

i sure love this oregon rain!

by RWTHRSYTS June 2, 2015

Oregon Waffle

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.

You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.

by livefleaordye September 23, 2020

Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

OREGON GAS MASK

CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.

In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly [e-mail] as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025