Onion Balls

When your balls are so sweaty and smelly they could make someone's eyes tear.

I went for a jog then I laid in the sun for an hour. My girl insisted on giving me head, her eyes started tearing up and then I told her I had a bad case of Onion balls.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

onion butt

Someone who has an ass so fine it makes you want to cry.

"I like girls with big tits and an onion butt!"

by angeleyes228 January 8, 2012

strange onion

Someone who goes out to blackpool to work and ends up drunk and banging on hotel room doors at 2am, also they try falling asleep on the lobby floor in the hotel thay are staying at and try copping off with the lad on reception

lock up your kids and family, there is a strange onion about !

by Gaz_200883 September 5, 2006

Rusty Onion

The process of inserting a testicle into an anus, sometimes one's own.

I jammed my nut into her arse and when I pulled it out it looked like a rusty onion.

by MuzzPirate May 3, 2014

shit-onion

A problem that upon solving produces another problem and that upon solving produces another problem, etc.

A many layerd problem

Every time I have to fix frank's work, it turns into a shit-onion

by Matt Ditton July 23, 2008

hairy onions

A large hairy ball sack.

Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.

by MJA April 21, 2006

Onion-tended Consequences Burger

A special burger with onion

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018