poles itchin

basically when you are itchin to use your pole
"the opps are instigating, get me my strap rn asf"

"ong, poles itchin" -ian kim
by kevuhh May 13, 2022
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pole pusher

One who pushes poles, usually in a homosexual manner.
John Berg's life demonstrates how to be a pole pusher.
by The Seede September 04, 2007
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hoetem pole

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.
Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.
by Boomer3we April 27, 2016
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totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.
I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".
by rajietits April 24, 2010
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Soul Pole

A paddel used by a black man in the movie dazed and confused to beat up freshman boys after school
"hand me my soul pole so i can beat up those kids"
by kellimariejenring cougar April 09, 2007
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Stank Pole

A term used when a guy has been putting his meat pole de enorme in a stank coochi. Therefore, the guy gets infected with a foul odored meat pole.
Jerry: Hey mom, I think I need to go to the doctors. My meat pole de enorme feels like its on fire and it has an odd odor to it seeping through my pants.....
Mom: Calm down Jerry, I think you just have a serious case of stank pole.
by BlackyChan69 October 19, 2016
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Plywood Pole

a person who claims to be Polish, despite not speaking the Polish language, not being raised in Poland and usually only having a single Polish person in their family tree, which is how the 'Plywood Poles' explain their supposed ethnicity. They often use words not found in contemporary Polish language (like calling gołąbki dish 'golumpki', or calling their grandmothers 'busia' instead of 'babcia'), or bastardizing the traditional polish dishes by filling the pierogi with cheddar cheese

The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.
"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"
by aj391 August 03, 2023
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