Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.

Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp

by Aspadesaspade November 29, 2022

poles itchin

basically when you are itchin to use your pole

"the opps are instigating, get me my strap rn asf"

"ong, poles itchin" -ian kim

by kevuhh May 12, 2022

totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.

I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".

by rajietits April 24, 2010

Soul Pole

A paddel used by a black man in the movie dazed and confused to beat up freshman boys after school

"hand me my soul pole so i can beat up those kids"

by kellimariejenring cougar April 12, 2007

loltem pole

A totempole made entirely of LOL'z. Represents an iconic/classic and memorable LOL.

Remember when he fell of the chair?

Yea, absolute loltem pole!!!

by _dicky_ May 8, 2009

pole hammer

When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.

"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"

by Baxta December 26, 2006

Stroll and Pole

When you meet and a fine ass lady on the street and put a pole up in her.

I was heading to the store yesterday and I ran in to a lady so I had to give the old stroll and pole

by Bil992 October 13, 2008