money mitch

A money fiend that’ll do anything for a dime or rack. They’ll sell out they own blood and homies for some bread
Tyler: damn Alan you a fuckin money Mitch bro stop selling yo mom old rings

Alan: nah bro I’m good u tweakin dawg
by MlgWow September 11, 2020
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mitching

When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.
Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!
by Farrai October 31, 2012
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Mitch Hedberg

The beest fuckin comedian.Everyone loves him....including trevor lowden
Trevor Lowden loves mitch hedberg...so d MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE
by MEEMEMEM April 11, 2005
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Mitching out

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell
Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.
by enronthedon October 03, 2023
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Pulling a Mitch

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you
Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch
by Rusty muffler 43 July 10, 2014
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Daddy Mitch

A homeschool kid that is bad at rocket league, sweats on apex legends, wears a swimshirt in the pool, eats peanut butter, touches other dudes thighs and is a strange cookie.
Hey Bro have you met Daddy Mitch yet, hes a retard.
by Very hot man and also sexy March 20, 2021
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Mitch dowdell

Mitch dowdell is the definition of a Fag with very large teeth. A Mitch dowdell would be considered part horse or even semi elephant with his huge teeth. Mitch dowdells like to have sex with men in their large diesel trucks while listening to Florida Georgia line with there hats turned backwards smoking a blunt.
Trace: did you see that Mitch dowdell over there?

Kobe: Gross!!?
by Mk4mason May 07, 2018
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