kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...
by CreeperStash March 10, 2008
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kick swift

To run like a pussy from feds/goons/angry parents, usually while abandoning your friends and losing all dignity in the process
Honky 1: Shit! Goons up ahead!

Honky 2: Kick swift!
by S.boi May 07, 2009
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kick hoi

Derived from the play The King and I, and some strange person's unhealthy obsession with the word "hoi". Used in the same way as the word "kick ass/kickass" would be used. Can also be used in ways such as, "kicked hoi", "kicking hoi", "kickhoi", "hoi kicker", and the ever-popular "THAT KICK'S MAJOR HOI".
Nerd #1: So, ohmygod, what did you think of those golden pants?
Nerd #2: THEY KICKED SO MUCH HOI!
by Mecilia November 21, 2004
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Kicked out

Means you’re banned from a place or an event

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you have been kicked out of walmart for eating every bag of takis without paying. you shall not pass.
by Hot.Fudge.Sundae 🥵😆 October 05, 2019
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kick back

small gathering between group of friends, more than a get together, less than a party (used in nor-cal central valley)
Ill call up a few guys and a few girls over to my house, we'll have a kick back
by chase March 08, 2004
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Kicking the chain

An expression used as replacement for saying you did nothing. 'Kicking the chain' can be used as a replacement for generic things e.g; watched tv, played video games, ate food etc.
Simon "Ooshy woo"
Neebs "Oh hello, what did you do last night"
Simon "Oh, just kicking the chain"
by Marauder Mors June 03, 2018
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Kick An Orphan

Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.
Hey Jhon, lets go play an honest game of Kick An Orphan!
by a person i think May 07, 2020
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