drop jewels

to teach or educate someone

Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.

by Jolene February 14, 2005

Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.

Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Drop The Mitts

when a build up of chirps angers you. Simpy stat "Drop the mitts" and prepare to have a little tussle or showdown; This goes back to the olden days where in hockey people wore mitts instead of gloves.

Clark: Friggin' hoser has been chirping me all game and he's too afraid to drop the mitts

by the hoser July 19, 2011

dropping raspberries

Taking a shit that involves a bunch of tiny round turds, aka 'goat shit.'

"After spending four days traveling and afraid to poop, I sat on the toilet for an hour dropping raspberries like it was my job.

by JTerk June 29, 2011

drop a fatty

An explanation you give to your buddies when you have a real growler in your guts and you're about to give birth to a huge deuce, dump, toilet trout, pinch a loaf, etc.

1st guy, Hey dude where you going? Its not break time yet.

2nd guy, Sorry man. I gotta drop a fatty.

by XXL Petey May 3, 2014

Drop a Swamp

A bowl movement that begins in a solid state but deteriorates into a liquid state.

"I felt bad for everyone around me when I realized I was dropping a swamp."

"Oh man. Did he just drop a swamp here? I'm using the next one."

by Abnertown July 21, 2012

dropping sliders

When you unintentionally release a less than solid, but still lumpy, bowel movement in an unexpected or a non-ideal location.

I don't think I will be invited back to that hot yoga studio after dropping sliders in the warrior pose.

by Baron Von Wonderbunk April 4, 2017