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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023

Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.

Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!

by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011

Cable Car

An electric dude, who likes the name Beatrice. You can always feel a spark when you're with him. He is hot like a lighting rod 😁😁😁😁. He often asks for the wifi password and is constantly concerned with the cable connectivity inside an automobile.

That guy is a real cable car, he is attached to his phone bro bro

by cablecarofficialfanclub June 28, 2018

Jesus cable

A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.

Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.

by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023