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Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?
Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."
by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016
mugGet the Cable and divorcemug.

Sage cable

Sometimes she sounds like a turtle but it’s okay because she is a beautiful girl and very lovable. She is so sweet and funny and everyone loves her.
Boy number one: Bro sage cable has a fat booty

Boy number two: don’t talk about her that way she is gorgeous but like yeeeee
by Mandog111 June 4, 2019
mugGet the Sage cablemug.

patch cable

A short omnidirectional cable. Can use any connector standard as long as it's ends are identical.
I used a patch cable to connect the tape deck with the amplifier, you don't need a long cable.
by Genesix December 14, 2021
mugGet the patch cablemug.

killin' cable

watching alot of telivision
ex. watchin the flava flave marathon all day... your killin' cable
by Sophie,Casey and Lauren January 26, 2007
mugGet the killin' cablemug.

Cable Car

An electric dude, who likes the name Beatrice. You can always feel a spark when you're with him. He is hot like a lighting rod 😁😁😁😁. He often asks for the wifi password and is constantly concerned with the cable connectivity inside an automobile.
That guy is a real cable car, he is attached to his phone bro bro
by cablecarofficialfanclub June 28, 2018
mugGet the Cable Carmug.

Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.
Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!
by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011
mugGet the Hold on there "Pay cable"mug.

wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.
Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster
by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023
mugGet the wifi cablemug.

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