Beer Rub

When you rub your belly (or someone else does it for you) while having a beer.

I gave myself a beer rub last night while enjoying a nice cold beer.

by The wordmaker June 14, 2014

Beer Nervous

Beer Nervous is a condition that occurs when there is a shortage or absence of beer within close proximity. The onset of this condition can occur rapidly.

I was having a great time at this party until I noticed the shortage of beer and became beer nervous.

by Beer Captain March 9, 2019

Sea Beer

The drinking of a crappy lager while standing in the ocean, which has the benefit of: 1) adding a little salt to the brew which enhances flavor; 2) making a delightful contrast between the cold of the beer and the warmth of the ocean; and 3) creating excitement as you must be on your guard to protect your brew from crashing waves.

Crack open the case of Bud-Light - its time to go Sea Beering!

by Teiritzamna December 1, 2010

Beer Nugget

A tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in DeKalb, IL mostly for broke students from Northern Illinois University. It's usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic butter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.

The one constant at NIU.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so wasted!"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."

PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"

by wyld_stallyns April 13, 2008

beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt

"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"

by brunette22 February 16, 2006

Beer Joggles

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

by Geeluvss August 22, 2011

nursing a beer

to take a long time to drink one beer

John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)

by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015