Kitten Soft

Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.

This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.

Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.

Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.

Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.

Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.

Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020
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Soft Poppin’

That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.
I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.

I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
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Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance
"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."
by Heather Philips January 18, 2013
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soft and neat

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes
Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
by peggyscut April 29, 2019
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soft lewd

Borderline lewd, but still teasing. The subject would most likely be fully clothed. Acts of soft leads would be cosplay, or strip teasing by slightly lifting up a skirt to show off them legs.
You can’t send Lewds cause they’re too NSFW, but you can send Soft Lewds, it’s not as scandalous.
by ramen_lucky! September 05, 2018
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The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."
by BlasphemingGod October 08, 2013
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Soft Plunger

A soft and squishy bump or boil on the anus.
I cannot sit down because of the horrible pain from my soft plunger.
by mailboxq May 07, 2015
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