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soft lewd

Borderline lewd, but still teasing. The subject would most likely be fully clothed. Acts of soft leads would be cosplay, or strip teasing by slightly lifting up a skirt to show off them legs.
You can’t send Lewds cause they’re too NSFW, but you can send Soft Lewds, it’s not as scandalous.
by ramen_lucky! September 4, 2018
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Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.
Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.
by EmotionalSupportHampster November 4, 2018
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soft make

To throw the covers over one's bed instead of actually making it. Usually performed when someone else enters the bedroom.
John's room was a mess when Suzy arrived, so he gave the bed a soft make before letting her in.
by whatever it'll be October 1, 2010
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Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.
I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!
by Raj Gill August 26, 2016
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soft-sama

Skeetimus
Soft-Sama has a PHD in Poop Jar studies
by SlipperyPeteED August 19, 2019
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Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.
by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021
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soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.
"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"
by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016
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