Old crone

My Grandma😁
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch

Shut up and mind your shit old crone

by 18 and ugly😬 July 23, 2017

Old Arnold

The penis of an elderly man in its flaccid state

"Whip out your Old Arnold", Gertrude demanded of Albert, "I haven't got all day!".

by 9district9 November 8, 2020

old definitions

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 31, 2021

Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock August 26, 2008

old af

A more polite way of saying old as fuck.

Homie: Got them NWA recs man
(brother sees cassette)
Brother: Shit, these old af man.

by Playmann January 21, 2019

Old manisms

As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.

Man, my old manisms have started. I fell asleep to a western this afternnon.

by Ivan barrister December 27, 2020

Old Saybrook

A small town along the shore of southern Connecticut. Filled with lots of pot heads, and drunks. Boring during the winter, and crazy during the summer

Damn dude, did you see those chicks from Old Saybrook? Which one, the baked or wasted one?

by Bathtime Duckie May 29, 2009