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Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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Value

1 The number, vector, rotation, truth or others, that is sustained in a variable, possibly to be used in coding. 2 Love, care or anything about caring of anything, usually used in expressions "I give value to". 3 Number of dollars (or a national coin) to price a object that is orthy for a big or small price.
3 The value of this car is 50K dollars.
by rbet May 6, 2023
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tha value

A hardware store outside the ghetto of Hammond, Louisiana, America. Professionally known as Reeves True Value, hood known as tha value. Primarily used as a way of giving directions that will help you into the hood.
Hey girl, if you hang a left at tha value, you will be right down the road from the crib.
by Dick Glenn December 21, 2020
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High value male

Some of the worst people you know put this term in their Instagram bio.
Wow it seems Chris believes he is a "high value male."

You mean the same Chris that asked you on a date and then called you a whore for rejecting him?

Yeah.
by daviswavis December 31, 2023
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replay value

The quality of the music is worth playing more than once.
The replay value of Butterfly by Michael Jackson is worth play till today.
by Davidmase October 1, 2022
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Value

So they have to add value... But not actual tangible value but rather they have to not mock retards for getting molested and if so they don't get credit for the value they add and none of the peripheral elements matter.
Hym "I'm adding the most value actually. I've literally replaced women entirely and we no longer need them to create labors. Now they are just pleasure tools for the fat-cocked and that's fine and we don't have to even talk about it or think about it. We just need to not pay the creator of AI because he won't stop talking about it and then everything is fine. We're fine. Eeeeeverything is hunky dory."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Value of "x"

Sheer torture where you stop understanding math because it got mixed up with letters.
They told us to find the value of "x" in math class,I officially gave up on ever graduating at that moment.
by #itsAndrea January 31, 2019
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