B.O.Blivious

People who challenge the conventions of fashion by clashing what appears to be a clean and ironed look with a rank unkempt stench reminiscent of the Bally towel bin.

Unlike the typical unkempt person who knows he's probably a little ripe but just doesn't care, people who are B.O.Blivious are completely unaware of the problem.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Obviouslylessficnicity

To have great awareness and being able to see the obvious.

My obviouslylessficnicity is greater than your obviouslylessficnicity.

by Andrew December 16, 2003

Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

by Keile February 7, 2004

Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005

Obliviot

An oblivious idiot.

"Dude came out of the portapotty, thought he'd lost his keys, so he goes back in and gets his arm stuck digging for them. The firemen free him and hose him off. He then discovers his keys in his back pocket."

"What an obliviot!"

by El-Greggo April 3, 2009

Oblivion

n. The greatest Joint the world has ever seen. Made from a Rooster's plant, it's remains were buried beneath a white cross, beside the rolling stone, in a secret garden infested with gremlins. May it rest in peace.

guy #1 "hey man you remember when we smoked oblivion?"
guy #3 "hell yeah!"
guy number #2 to guy #3 "YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"

by draykfyre August 25, 2010