Obesity Detective

People who study how people got fat. They then analyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.

Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"

Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."

by Obesity Detective March 3, 2008

obese cat

A huge cat who can't even clean itself, Eats alot, and rolls to get around or gets carried

Danger if you have a fat cat libosuction is the only option

Tom on Tom and Jerry, Bozo the clown (dont ask)

by KNOWS ALL January 26, 2005

Morbid Obesity

when a person is so overweight that their life is endangered. when celulite is eating away at the muscle tissue and turning it into a jelly like substance forming the look of lumpy gravy under the skin.

she will die from her morbid obesity

by pusssypolice August 21, 2011

Obese Hunter

Any human or animal who has enough fat to take up at least three chairs at an airport.

"Whoa, check out that obese hunter."

by Rolodex Polk February 27, 2005

Mentally Obese

1) A term given to people who are very smart, and hold much knowledge.

2) A term given to people who only have food on their mind 24/7

1)Oh man, Sarah got another A+ on her calculus test, she is so mentally obese

2)John: Dude I´m dying for a cheaseburger.
Adam: Stop thinking about food! Your so Mentally Obese!

by gordura pura November 25, 2009

Mentally obese

Eating lots and always wanting food but not looking physically fat.

"Wow hes eaten 6 donuts and still eating more, hes mentally obese man.

by J.56 September 12, 2009

obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 25, 2005