Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025

Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.

"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."

by Gary23 October 22, 2022

Bof Course

A more efficient way of saying “but of course”

Person A: “I cannot borrow your blow dryer”
Person B: “Bof course you can”

by Uncancellable December 19, 2023

Eeeeeeeeee course

(Scouse) An alternative way of saying 'yes'

Oi Bill you wanna get cheeky nandos with the lads

Bill: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Course mate

by Chunk18 December 28, 2022

crash course bitch

Another way to call someone a practice girl, not typically hot, not typically great, but similar to that pack of meat that's cheaper than the other it'll have to do.

Damn yo she was a crash course bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Three Course Meal

When you p*ss, sh*t, then c*m in somebody’s mouth.

Keep acting up and I’ll give you a three course meal.

by GreasyShart47 November 27, 2024

Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014