Oatmeal

Oatmeal means that you’re bored. Or something is plain. Oatmeal is NOT a food. Contrary to popular belief, in 2012 it was just a huge meme that you could eat oatmeal to not be bored. If you’re eating oatmeal, you’re probably eating hummus.

“Damn dude, I feel so oatmeal right now”
“Fr tho like there’s nothing to do. It’s so oatmeal here”

by See, I’m right June 15, 2019

Oatmeal

Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

by Staac October 11, 2019

Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 6, 2019

Oatmeal

Penis

Oatmeal. Penis

by The Mail Man has men May 6, 2020

dirty oatmeal bowl

What a girls anus looks like after rough anal sex.

After I pulled out she had a serious dirty oatmeal bowl going on.

by Oatmeal Love August 20, 2010

Midnight Oatmeal

grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.

My girlfriend complained we had too much oatmeal on the shelf, so we made some midnight oatmeal.

by Graveyarder September 25, 2017

Sanusi Olatomiwa

Sanusi Olatomiwa is a nice Nigeria yoruba "born with wealth". He is lovely, adorable, gentle and always caring

Sanusi olatomiwa is so caring he is an husband material

by Holat February 19, 2020