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Nub sex

Sex between two virgins, or just plain awful sex. Stems from poor knowledge or experience in sexual situations. Akward and unpleasant, both parties are left disatisfied and sometimes depressed.
Caity will still be having nub sex at age 32.
by Honest Justice May 30, 2006
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draw a nub

a threat made towards a person when getting in the way- decease or desist or the person will lose an appendage
two people are going for a piece of cake "You better back off or you're going to draw a nub"
by georgia nub December 26, 2010
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Nub Hax

Nub or Noob Hacks are the first level of hacks and usually are found while some complete retard decides that he is ace when he kills everyone in the server and immediately gets banned. Nub hacks are usually found in Counter Strike where the dicktard in a team's spawn is getting instant headshots on people that are on the opposite side of the map behind multiple walls/doors/trees/other players/props/dinosaurs
Order of Hax:
Level 1: Nub or Noob Hacks
Level 2: Admin Hacks
Level 3: Hulio Hacks

Dicktard: 1 4m 1337 pwnzor
Frustrated casual player: No you are leet nub hax fucktard
Dicktard was kicked by console
by AlexOBV October 20, 2008
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Man Nub

Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.
by SEXretary January 12, 2015
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whiskey nubs

yellow, or (brown) thin, nasty teeth that have been "whittled" down from drinking too much booze.
Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.
by jrubadub July 13, 2010
mugGet the whiskey nubsmug.

NUB on a Sub

The lowest form of life on a Nuclear Submarine. All men aspiring to get their Fish i.e. Dolphins (Warfare pin) start out as NUBs. Multiple meanings for NUBs include: Non Useful Body, Non useful bitch, or the newer gentler meaning "New Underway Buddy". NUB's do the bitch work on the Submarine and are constantly beraided and hated on by the qualified men, ultimately to test they're mettle and to see if they will break under pressure. Also its just fun to do :)
DIVE: Messanger!
NUB: Yes Dive?
DIVE: Go get a bucket of A1R and dont come back until you have it!
NUB: uhh...Yes dive! (Runs out to find a bucket)
(DIVE turns to the Planesmen and laughs)
PLANESMEN: hahaha fucking dumbest NUB on a sub!
by Derben October 4, 2012
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Rub the Nub

"I'm so horny, i'm about to rub the nub right here."
by FemmeFatale July 3, 2005
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