Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:
Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
by humblemike October 07, 2019
Fred means well, but he's baby woke and his insensitive "All Lives Matter" post needs to be deleted.
by HexwithanX June 29, 2020
When both educators and politicians request that mathematicians and math educators relook at the history of their subject and make necessary rewrites so that the study of math doesn’t appear racist or supremacist.
Alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine patriots” are hell-bent to attack anyone who is proposing or promoting any form of woke math or multicultural math in school, which would credit the contributions of non-whites in math and math education.
by Fasters January 22, 2022
The Woke Boy down the street; When he’s just walking down the middle of the street at 3 am, glowing eyes, floating a foot off the ground
Woke Boy no! Not my soul! Not again!
by ArtemisLuck May 15, 2019
Men who spout feminist rhetoric not because they particularly care about women’s rights but because they can use it to manipulate and violate women.
by Zeke from the Creek November 10, 2017
by Gen gen April 21, 2016
A legendary place where all the self-proclaimed "woke" social justice warriors come from and the place they want to turn the current world into. Logic doesn't apply there, just feelings. A pun formed by "woke" plus the suffix "ghanistan" (-istan meaning land of).
Beth: "If they are white and male, you are automatically racist and sexist."
Nancy: "Can you explain why that is?"
Beth: "No, go educate yourself, it's simple logic.
Nancy: "Yeah, logic made in Woke-ghanistan".
Nancy: "Can you explain why that is?"
Beth: "No, go educate yourself, it's simple logic.
Nancy: "Yeah, logic made in Woke-ghanistan".
by lizzzardking March 27, 2021