Noun
Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010
Get the Nob-shitemug. When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P
by thelardlord October 28, 2013
Get the Bent Nobmug. by oscaria January 22, 2008
Get the nob pocketmug. by Jim Smith May 5, 2004
Get the nob donkeymug. 
by e-j-allen October 6, 2008
Get the nob jockeymug. A gaming term:
A pwn nob is the official title given to a person who takes considerably too much pleasure in pwning newbs. A newb, being new to the game, has very good reason to suck horribly, therefore there is nothing to be proud of in totally kicking there butt. A pwn nob is rediculously proud of this and enjoys it in that maniacle, evil way. This thus makes them a friggin jerk, and they are then classified as a kind of noob.
So, a pwn nob is a noob who takes entirely too much pride in pwning newbs.
A pwn nob is the official title given to a person who takes considerably too much pleasure in pwning newbs. A newb, being new to the game, has very good reason to suck horribly, therefore there is nothing to be proud of in totally kicking there butt. A pwn nob is rediculously proud of this and enjoys it in that maniacle, evil way. This thus makes them a friggin jerk, and they are then classified as a kind of noob.
So, a pwn nob is a noob who takes entirely too much pride in pwning newbs.
ex.)#Joe and TheBen play "Naruto Clash of Ninja." This is #Joe's first time. TheBen owns the game. #Joe gets totally and completely pwned. TheBen brags excessively.
TheBen: WOOHOO YOU SUCK. I WIN !! I=PWNSAUCE!!!! I totally pwned you.
#Joe: You are a retard you fricken pwn nob. I'm a neeewb. Frick.
TheBen: I don't care....I win.
#Joe: You are the epitomy of a pwn nob.
TheBen: WOOHOO YOU SUCK. I WIN !! I=PWNSAUCE!!!! I totally pwned you.
#Joe: You are a retard you fricken pwn nob. I'm a neeewb. Frick.
TheBen: I don't care....I win.
#Joe: You are the epitomy of a pwn nob.
by #Joe November 16, 2007
Get the pwn nobmug.