Noun
Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010
by oscaria January 22, 2008
When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P
by thelardlord October 26, 2013
by Jim Smith May 05, 2004
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A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.
Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".
"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
by Eljato September 11, 2008