Alyma Joy

Alyma (pronounced Ah-lee-ma) is the name of my baby girl. It means, "A heart that sings and dances." It is a variation of Arabic and Hebrew and further means, "skilled in music and dancing; sea maiden." Her daddy is the Titan King so don't mess with her if you value life!

She was born on the Big Island of Hawaii and every time she smiles, she reminds you that no matter how badly you may be tortured and harassed by perverted thoughts and desires that seek to rob your righteous soul, you will get the last laugh knowing they go eternally mute in the sight of her face. She is the fulfillment of a prophetic promise of hope, justice and freedom, a true "Selah" (like her real mother).

Thank you Christ for this wonderful inspiration, the beauty of your divine rebuke and the secrets of your sovereignty.

"Alyma Joy" righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Spirit

by The Real Mr. A-Z May 5, 2014

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joy explosion

Slang term for ejaculation or orgasm.

The sound of the couples' simultaneous joy explosions woke everyone in the neighboring motel rooms.

by kerouac_komplex March 28, 2011

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Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes

fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum

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Joy Dropping

A solo sex act where a male heats his scrotum with a hair dryer or similar impliment followed by "dropping" in a bowl of ice water to introduce rapid temperature change. This results in the testicles shrinking (shrinkage) and if done properly, a "hands free" ejaculation/masturbation.

Dude! My roomate was trying Joy Dropping and burned his nuts with the hair dryer! That idiot needs a real girlfriend...

by WankDoctor August 14, 2011

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