someone who avoids going to war or fighting in his lifetime, but still advocates that the war is necessary.
by Rayl November 24, 2003
Get the chicken hawkmug. Jet is a green hawk, who dislikes Sonic the hedgehog and sees him as a rival rather than a friend although towards the end of the game, he admits that sonic is infact faster than him, and Jet is similar to Knuckles the Echidna, because Knuckles is also sonics rival. He has appeared in sonic riders and will possibly appear in sonic riders 2. Jet is the leader of the Babylon Rogues, which has three members, wave the swallow, Storm the Albatross and of course jet the hawk. He has been nicknamed the "Legendary Wind Master" because he is good at extreme gear. He also has a Mysterious Babylonian Cube which was passed on to him from his father, and is said to awaken Babylon Garden. Some fans of sonic games dislike Jet because he can be very nasty to Sonic and co.
Jet is cool, but why does he have to diss Sonic?
Sonic has too many rivals. dr. Robotnik, Knuckles, Metal sonic, Shadow and now Jet the Hawk!
Sonic has too many rivals. dr. Robotnik, Knuckles, Metal sonic, Shadow and now Jet the Hawk!
by EEVEE103 May 28, 2006
Get the Jet the hawkmug. A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham
by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020
Get the Hawking hammug. "The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010
Get the The Hawking Testmug. A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.
by CommieSmasher October 11, 2017
Get the gatling hawkmug. A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.
Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner
by Todd Daniels January 16, 2011
Get the Thicken Hawkmug.