Work grandpa

A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!

My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.

Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.

by Bleepblow February 19, 2021

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 29, 2020

Grandpa Bean

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

by Brad Dunlap January 22, 2009

frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity

Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa

by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017

Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

grandpa hopper

When a person sneaks up behind another person, then violently lifts their knee to strike them in the crack of the ass.

If you don't shut up, I am going to grandpa hopper you.

by Super E Money October 03, 2007

great-grandpa

Grandparent's father.

great-grandpa.

by Zabombini October 05, 2024