When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024
Get the grandpa's country breakfastmug. 
A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.
Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.
Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.
by dio roadroller November 6, 2019
Get the Good Game Grandpamug. by anothercoolmove March 4, 2020
Get the grandpa popmug. When your Step-Grandpa has an affair with your biological aunty, then marries her. Technically not insest, but still immoral.
He used to be my Grandpa by marriage (step) but had an affair with my aunty, so grandma kicked him out and he married aunty. He used to be grandpa, but now he is my uncle ... my uncle grandpa
by anon-nz August 10, 2019
Get the Uncle Grandpamug. Fuckface grandpa is used to define an old person, not so good looking who hits on young, pretty women
Girl to her friends: I met a real fuckface grandpa at work! He wanted me to show him how to get to the 15th floor in my office!
by tuffy08 May 7, 2014
Get the Fuckface Grandpamug. Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
Get the Grandpa hourmug.