Nigerian Mind Boggler

When a person spreads flower or any type of dry substance on there wang and slaps a sleeping person in the eyes wile a lot of lights are on in the room causing the victims eyes to have a even harder time to adjust there eyes to the light and give you enough time to put your wang away and not be caught.

yesterday i gave jamie a Nigerian Mind Boggler, he didnt have a clue what happened to him.

by Brandon Kantor June 15, 2007

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Nigerian Salad

the act of shaving yours and/or your sexual partners pubic hairs, placing them in the belly-button and then ingesting the mixture.

Boy1: Bro, what's the most fucked up sexual thing you've done?
Boy2: eating a Nigerian Salad off your sister.

by Tastysalad5 March 22, 2011

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Nigersaurus

A big black Dinosaur who’s name sounds like the n word.

Person 1: Hey, Wanna hear a racist joke?
Person 2: Yeah sure.
Person 1: Why did the Nigersaurus go extinct?
Person2: Why?
Person1: Because a white meteor hit it, and when it jumped into the water and tried to swim away it realized it couldn’t swim.
Person 2: Damn, that’s crazy bro.

by ObviouslyBlue October 26, 2022

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Nigerian Pimp Slap

When you go diarrhea on someone's face and backand them.

RAWR, Ima nigerian pimp slap you

by DEREKGAMERTAG January 3, 2012

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Nigerian Bifocals

The sexual act of dipping one's testicals into fecal matter and/or feces, and thus proceeding to gently plop one's testicals upon the eyes of his partner. SEE: ARABIAN GOGGLES

I went to a craigslist optometrist, Dr Puup Jarvison, and all I got was Nigerian Bifocals and pink eye.

by Poop Jarvison November 15, 2014

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