Lion’s Nest

Where stupid assholes believe a lion lives. Not to be confused with a bird’s den.
If you miss your tee shot, your ball will end up in some sort of a lion’s nest.
by CS53 June 06, 2021
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Crows Nest

A Crows Nest is a place where it’s all or mainly men/families and/or old people.

A place severely lacking of attractive women/girls and lacking good entertainment.
Dude the mall is a total crows nest today!

I came to the gym man and well it was a crows nest again.
by TheLongestStroke September 22, 2022
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nest stigmata

getting your period while reading a post that disturbs you
You must warn us if your post contains news articles about violence against children. Or else there will be nest stigmatas
by viola the real viola May 28, 2009
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pecker nesting

The act of snuggling your babe from the backside with you member tucked firmly between her butt cheeks.
We didn't have sex last night, but we did enjoy an extended session of pecker nesting.
by Twisted Mister December 02, 2016
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egg in a nest

After a man has been in very cold conditions or if he just has a small penis his penis looks likes an egg in a nest.
I've just been in the sea and it was really cold, my cock looks like an egg in a nest!
by MasterOfWisdom April 28, 2011
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Hollie nest

A nest made up for comfort by a Hollie or Holliebeam or smunchkin to relax in usually on a couch or sofa. Made up of a duvet and comfy pillow where the Hollie can stretch out and when warm, reveal some sexy leg. A sexy wench that makes the male Mark want to share it with her for carnal purposes. A place of worship and historical significance that when a Hollie has fled her nest it should be preserved for sniffing purposes.

"I'm out to find me a Hollie nest tonight, I'm as horny as hell." "See that Hollie nest there.... its friggin empty, man, I just missed her flight." "That Hollie nest is protected by Mark law, don't try and move it unless you wanna lose your fingers."
by Marky Sparky February 17, 2008
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birds nest

A sexual act or favor when one shaves off his/her or their partner's pubic hair, stuffs the pubes into the mouth of their partner and then proceeds to defecate on top of the pubes...thus simulating a bird or if you will, a "turds" nest.
So my boyfriend Miles loves it when I will up his mouth by performing a birds nest with him and his mother DeeDee.
by Dirty Dodson March 03, 2008
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