Hairy Nerd

Someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter book/movie series . Also know as a book boy.

Emily:"Gabe is such a hairy nerd"
Makaela:"Yeah that makes him a book boy.

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Rust nerd

A Rust nerd is someone who thinks of Rust as the only good programming language and that it is the future of all computers and operating systems.
They would die to protect Ferris the crab on online forums.

These damn Rust nerds valorously protect binary bloat.

by AnonymousToad June 11, 2022

Bus Nerd

A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.

This bus nerd is so cool! He is riding in a bus unlike that JM Simp over there!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 22, 2022

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

internet nerd

A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!

Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?

Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!

Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!

Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!

Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?

Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.

Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!

by Ohnoesnerds June 3, 2010

nerdbot

A nerdbot is derived from two words. "nerd" and "bot". When these two words are put together, they form the compound word "nerdbot". What a nerdbot essentially is, is a person with no life and plays counter-strike 24/7, only stopping for food and occasional sleep. A person who is a nerdbot knows every L337 word in the L337 dictionary and even speaks "L337" in real life situations. A nerdbot also relates every real life situation to counter-strike. Nerdbots tend to stick together, so despite what people say, they do have friends.

"oh em gee, I hacked my teacher's exam." -nerdbot
"I sped hacked home to play cs guys!" -nerdbot
"WOW this guy is UB3R gay, he headshotted me with a dodgeball! A1Mb0t@!1"

by cloud nine July 12, 2005

Narda

A girl who's pretty, smart, and nice to everyone. She's an awesome friend who will listen to you when you need it. She's also creative and can be a spazz.

That girl is so awesome, she's such a Narda.

by Nycteris April 24, 2010