NED

Non-Equity-Deal.

Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh

by roboturd August 7, 2020

Ned Slanders

A group of individuals who have your nuts on their chin and will tap into your accounts to drag your name to hell and back to humiliate and ruin your reputation

Darn bro that's a ned slanders for sure

Yeah dude they love gossiping

by WahDuhFaaah April 21, 2024

Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.

Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.

by DickLips11 September 13, 2020

in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned

omg hi in the ned

by zay<3 March 26, 2022

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

Ned

A full on banger of a man with a knack of teenage alcoholism. He Only wears skate brands and does the occasional sesh with the boys consisting of skating and hitting that blunt. A typical skater dude, Neds are also very smart and well read but hide it under their incredibly chill persona.

"Why can't I be like Ned? What fucking ledge!"

"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.

by yeetmeplease May 25, 2018