ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)

Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)

by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023

Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks

Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"

by Popppooooo December 18, 2022

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre October 14, 2015

gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot

we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying

by gypsiez November 6, 2010

Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran

"Look that's Ned Sheeran"

by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.

Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!

by John Wock August 22, 2022