Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyyyy April 15, 2008

forever nap

To live life on the edge, play with fate and letting the Grim Reaper harvest yo' ass.

Old Bob wraped his car around a tree and ended up taking a forever nap.

by Tangstaina January 30, 2008

cum nap

Falling asleep after ejaculating

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016

nap hangover

The sensation of grogginess, temporal displacement, and nausea that sometimes follows a poorly placed nap.

I can't sleep now- I'll be useless all afternoon from nap hangover.

by kalirush February 8, 2008

Bar nap

A nap you take before going out to the bar, allowing you to stay out later and drink more.

I have to work at 7 AM tomorrow, but I took a bar nap so I should be able to hit last call.

by xccmx October 8, 2011

fire nap

When one partakes in an uninterrupted sleep session during daylight hours. The napper most often wakes up in a light sweat at the temperature in which paper burns.

my good friend, apologizes for my late text response - i just partook in a fire nap - im now ready to commit the crime we have been planning to execute.

by apiper November 10, 2020

mind-nap

when you're so bored or so annoyed that your brain literally shuts down for a little nap.

listening to that George W. Bush speech put me into mind-nap mode.

see: borogant

by clevergrrly January 11, 2009