myspace

Cause pedophiles didn't have it easy enough they now need a website that gives away location, interests and PICTURES!!

yeah that girl i met on myspace with a wicked nice rack, well she wasn't a girl

by the sac atak December 11, 2005

myspace

V. The act of using myspace.com to communicate with any of its features including comments, image comments, and messages.

Hey dog, myspace me later and I'll send you that funny squirrel link.

by Danny Vega August 04, 2007

myspace

definition 1). (m)eans (y)our (s)ad (p)athetic (a)nd (c)ompletely (e)xaggerated (myspace acronym). definition 2). a place were dorky ass people pretend to be cool, and that are anti-social in real life, so basically it is a "make believe" place that people go to feal like somebody likes them in this world. definition 3). a desperate attempt to meet new people, will only result in more depression. definition 4). a place were girls are put on pedastools because of stupid people.

myspace is a place were people can think they are cool and shelter away from how bad real life has treated them. they can make believe that all these people are their friends, when in actuality none of these people actually like them and visa versa. also, is a place were girls find themselves on a pedastool because of 900 guys telling them they look good, resulting in her thinking she is too good for anyone, after that both male and females are unable to find mates because of putting the women on the pedastool, the women believe that they have 900+ opertunties of guys that like them, why should they bother with you??? and all 900+ guys are giving her compliments just because they think they actually have a chance of getting some.(and they dont) so your back in make believe land once again.

by $nowman'$exy April 10, 2010

myspace

A place that parents have the horible notion is evil and kids ages 9-15 just love. Is also a place that you can meet friends and talk or chat with real ones. I know everyone says myspace is additing but really its not. But everyone and thier mother has one.

britney-hey lucy i just got a myspace its so totally awsome so likke get one!!!!111!!!!!!11!111!11

lucy-but i want to be my own person and everyone has one

britney-so (join the army)?

by join the army! March 08, 2008

myspace

adj. Of or relating to one's life
n. One's life

A: Hey your myspace sucks
B: I think im going to delete it
A (again): Please don't...

by Chris18 January 19, 2007

myspace

the coolest, best site ever invented and honestly, if u dont tink so it means that u opened an account and just didnt no wat to do and got no friends and had a shitty ass profile.. or ur parents wont let u have one.

girl one: i love myspace!
girl two: myspace is for shallow ppl
gril one: u say that cz u suck!

by jeezy510 June 03, 2006

myspace

myspace.
hhmmm..
its extremely addictive..
comments are crack..
picture comments make you all like "omigosh!! some one commented my picture!! omg! i have to see what they said..." or all shy like "oh god. here we go.. people comenting me calling me ugly.."
messages.. you probobly have pages and pages of mesages...like me ha!
and everything else makes you wonder who was on your page...
and when it goes down you get REALLY mad... and start complain if your really addicted...like me...sadly..but then i go to my xanga
and the fact that your addicted makes you want to buy the shirts that say "you looked cuter on my space", "dont i know you from my space" and "my space ruined my life"haha i got tht one
my space is the numbrr one place to fall in luv. thats ware half our relationships are based.
yeahhh
myspace makes u wana go on it 24/7 and infact im on it rite now bizotch.
mm...well.....yeah..thts my space...

on the fone.

friend:you wana hang out today?
u:nahh not today man...i gota be a myspace whore today.
friend:u ass hole.
u:.......alrite
friend: -hangs up fone-

by yo. its leesha August 22, 2006