Cunt Musket

It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.

"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."

by Urban slurs June 6, 2021

Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.

When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.

by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025

Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

by Musket man January 30, 2025

Deep Throat the Musket

Could mean anything

Committing suicide

Blowing a large dick

Or a fetish of putting your mouth at the end of a barrel if a gun

Someone puts a gun in your mouth.

Depends on how you use the definition

I was with Kyle last night, I deep throat the musket.

Kurt Cobain committed suicide. He deep throated the musket

I enjoy deep throating the musket.

by NOS4A2 October 13, 2022

The Musket

The act in which a person inserts toilet paper into the opening of their anus and rams it up their colon with a "ramrod" (plunger, toilet brush, etc) and then releases the paper via flatulence, thus simulating the loading and firing of a musket.

"Dude, I gave myself The Musket last night and my asshole has never felt cleaner."

by The Toilet Musketeer August 1, 2018

Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

by repetitivedango February 25, 2023

The Memphis Musket

When you’re getting head from a girl with dip in her mouth and she spits down your dick hole and stuffs it down with a chopstick

“Rebecca and I tried The Memphis Musket the other day and I haven’t been able to piss since”

by Neolapse December 27, 2022