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Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
by Littledick69 May 29, 2020
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Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.
The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.
by balistah August 20, 2023
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Shit musket

Explosive diarrhea or any type of shitting that would pertain to anything that would resemble a musket shot out of your butt hole
I had some bad sushi for dinner and was shooting shit muskets all night
by Nikolasinlacasa October 28, 2025
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The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
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Musket

A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon
Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
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musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.
by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020
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Three musketeers

Three friends that are like brothers to each other
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
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