A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
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Get the Shit musket mug.The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
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Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.
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