Muffley

A person who has a mop-top style hair, is short (In many ways) and constantly hangs around one person. They must also be abnormally attracted to their younger brother. Also known as Muff Cop.

You: "The Muff dropped his stuff!"
Him: "Don't fffucking thay that or i'll smath you!"

by Marcus Lam March 27, 2005

Muffle

The hair on your head.
Generally taken the wrong way unless you explain what a muffle is.

Let me stroke your muffle!!

by Rosehhh December 16, 2010

merfle

The best place in the world where people dwindle their hours away (also known under many other names.)

I had fun in merfle today!

by Holinator November 3, 2003

Merfle

Ze magical world of merflers.

As soon as I entered Merfle, I knew I could fly.

by Cece December 23, 2004

muffler

(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.

Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.

ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.

by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005

Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.

"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"

by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009

murfer

to be raped and then murdered.

o shyt amber i didnt know you got half-murfered!

by siflandollyrock September 11, 2004