A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.
by jumpin george September 13, 2013
by ledavinci April 22, 2018
A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.
Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.
Eat a dick ya muppet fart.
Eat a dick ya muppet fart.
by Muppet Fart April 03, 2016
by Emithises' Shit Post February 04, 2017
the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying
by james still January 11, 2007
A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.
Person A: It's okay
Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.
Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?
Person A: You wish we could talk another time?
Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.
The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.
Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?
Person A: You wish we could talk another time?
Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.
The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
by Red Muppet September 07, 2009
by Lo-G December 10, 2007