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Premeditated Munchies

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high
I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies
by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016
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penis munchies

Penis muchies
"Adjective"
"when a woman wants to be sexualy stimulated by the a male penis more often then usual"
Staci: geez Stephanie I need to find a guy and fuck him tonight.
Stephanie: girl shut your penis munchies haven ass up.
by YourNiggaSqualay April 30, 2016
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penis munchies

When your high and want to blow someone.
Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?
by Galaxya May 1, 2016
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penis munchies

the desire for penis
by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016
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Alco-Munchies

when you're drunk and you're really hungry so will eat anything put in front of you
"Dude, I was so wasted I had Alco-Munchies"
by ElC97 July 7, 2016
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Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.
When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies
by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017
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Facebook Munchausen by Proxy

When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.
Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.
by AlabamTa October 13, 2017
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