Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.
We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.
by Capybara Madness February 07, 2010
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Muddy Werewolf

the most outrageous sex position you will ever encounter. no one even knows how to describe it! created by a rico who has yet to discover its amazing powers on women.
person 1: omg! look at them, they totally did the muddy werewolf in that tent over there!
person 2: they look like they had fun;) she looks like she got her world rocked ;P

Example. Sydney enjoys getting a muddy werewolf once in a while
by misspapafitz July 09, 2010
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Muddy Buddy

The person you perform anal sex on while you take a dump.
-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"
by papwin May 04, 2013
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Muddy Burrito

In the process of having anal sex you decide to put it in her mouth, hence the muddy burrito.
by dbone spanish rose November 22, 2009
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muddy love

As described by howard stern to be the act of pounding a girl's shit in when she has a crap on deck as to create a puddle of mudd.
I gave that broad muddy love and then whiped her face in it.
by Phi Macrackin October 15, 2004
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Muddy Fishtank

The act of anal intercourse until ejaculation. But before removing the penis from the anus, the inserted male will urinate into the anus.
I thought he was really nasty until he gave her a muddy fishtank.
by Selfhorne Cooper November 17, 2010
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Muddy Geyser

This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.
My wife pissed me off on valentine's day so I cooked her dinner and gave her a muddy geyser.
by Deuce Master December 01, 2014
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