mong chong

A Bloody idiot!!! Or a wierd funny odd person.

Claire is a mong chong

by Ange January 16, 2005

Mong-Faced

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.

Mandy got mong-faced!

by pianotinker August 19, 2009

Sideways Mong

A hairstyle in which all the wearer's hair is shaved, besides a thin strip at the left or right side of the wearer's head.

Barney: Hey! Look at that guy! He's got a sideways mong!
Yuri: Woah! That's mildly interesting, let's go kick him!

by digztytwo August 3, 2010

Backwards Mong

A hairstyle in which the wearer has all of his/her head shaved besides the back of his/her head. This is not to be confused with a mullet, as it is far more extreme.

Frog: That man has a backwards mong!
Horse: That could be deceptive if he was wearing a motorcycle helmet

by digztytwo August 3, 2010

mong storming

when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.

aww man, I was mong storming hard last night

group of mong stormers

by eata8===D June 4, 2013

minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.

Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK

by Pseudonymus Wretch March 14, 2014

Ming mong

Ahh a ming mong. An alternative name for Kate Rooney

Ah look over there, a ming mong trying to run a mile

by Stella atois October 7, 2019