MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

MOM by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

Mom

A word for someone who loves you no matter how ridiculous you are being

My mom loves me even though I painted the carpet blue

Mom by Omlstahp June 7, 2018

Mom

Your mom is a beautiful person she always goes out of her way to help you. She may be rude when you get in trouble but she is a wonderful person any other time.

mom you are a wonderful person

Mom by stormwolfe08 June 9, 2018

Mom

Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick

Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you

Mom by KILL ME!!! June 9, 2018

Mom

Stands for, Made Of Money

(You) "Mom?"

(Mom) "Yes?"

(You) "Can i get some money?"

(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"

(You) "Isnt that what it means?"

(Mom) "Oh shit"

Mom by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk June 2, 2018

Mom

The gayest creature alive

Ur mom gay

No you

Mom by Subpartrash June 13, 2018

Mom

1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money

Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?

Mom by Grandpapi knows where u live June 30, 2018