Moistache

Perspiration on the upper lip.

It is so hot out side that I have a moistache.

by wbsmithiv August 16, 2012

Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015

moustache

buffalo pubic hair pasted on face

moustache warden(vit M block)

by stinking balls of india(sbi) September 25, 2015

Moustachelessness

-The absence of a moustache.
-The act of not having a moustache.

"Yo cuz, his moustachelessness is dope"

by CheeseGrater2001 June 16, 2016

Obstacle Maker

Simply put, a person or persons that create difficulties that do not need to be present. This action is almost always taken for no apparent reason to the recipient, but the Obstacle Maker themselves just wants to create an unnecessary burden and obstacle for their own personal gain.

We aren't allowed to use the table cloth at the park birthday party even though there are no rules forbidding it. The employee of the park wants to feel in control, he is behaving like an Egotistical Obstacle Maker. Has to let the Ego go, Could be loved. There is hope. Too much power. God still loves them.

by Almost Invisible October 3, 2017

moisticles

When the testicles are wet and sticky from sweating too much.

The balls (moisticles) have to be peeled away from the inner thigh

by Mr moisticles July 14, 2018

moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.

Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!

by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018