Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019

Machec

May-chic. Amazing, Amesome, Sarcastic, One of a kind, Sassy Bitches. A word to describe the Lqbtq+ community as they check all the boxes.

My teacher criticized a boy in my class for cutting the cards out badly and he said: "Bitch I'm not even straight and you expect me to cut like one" he's very Machec

by Via Obsessed December 7, 2020

Machamp Day

On 22th of December, We shall worship Machamp. The chad Pokémon

Guy 1: Hey! Its machamp day!
Guy 2: Cool!
Guy 1: ALL HAIL MACHAMP.
Guy 2: ALL HAIL MACHAMP.

by unexpectedlastbraincell December 19, 2020

Macha

Macha’s are usually bright and bubbly people, never down hearted and strong willed. They love hanging out with friends and exploring. They are also a little crazy which can put some people off. Be careful if you mess with a macha because she can get her revenge no matter what!

‘Oops I offended a macha, I’m going to be dead real soon’

by Xd little guy in the back January 19, 2021

machacho

a person with an annoying personality but still funny, not in an offensive way

used mostly between close friends

you are such a machacho face

by SUPMACHACHO October 16, 2021

machenry

MacHenry is a(n) man of average height who is usually a funny individual. it can be used to describe a man with over average parts (will most likely be heard in the country of Haiti)

ex.You’re such a MacHenry,
ex. Woah now i see why they call you MacHenry

by BigMac8 December 14, 2021

Machi

Machi is a washed Trickshotter who thinks he created jungle gyms which was clearly zemrics.

Wow that nigga hit barrel. Yea that’s that nigga machi

by Sub to gore hits on yt March 13, 2022