shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.

"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"

by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024

fairy mist

The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids

The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after

by Poggeymanzfight March 10, 2017

Strawberry Mist

1.) A tasty flavor of frosting available commercially.
2.) Vaginal flatulence with high moisture or particulate content that occurs during the course of menstruation.

I want yellow cake with strawberry mist frosting!

No man, it happened back when I was still in high school.She squatted over me while I was sleeping and hit me with the strawberry mist. I still can't sleep at night.

by Dry Rubber Chicken August 18, 2010

China Mist

The act of giving a Hot Karl while having diarrhea.

After a hard night of drinking and a Taco Bell after party, I went to give my girl a Hot Karl but it turned out to be a China Mist.

by Schwoz December 9, 2014

Mush or Mist

A term determining whether a deceased human has been mushed or misted.

Guy 1: That guy got creamed by a train.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I saw that. Brutal.
Guy 1: Was that a Mush or Mist?
Guy 2: Definitely a Mist.

by MasterGoatEgg January 20, 2024

Mist

The phenomenon that occurs when Gaia leaves her diffuser on for to long.

The name Gaia is derived from the Greek goddess of earth and is pronounced Guy-a.
A diffuser is a device that spreads something over a wide area. It can be used to humidify.

There is a lot of Mist, she must have forgotten to turn off her diffuser again!

by Nazuria October 23, 2020