Miranda Rights

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

Miranda Rights should not under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev who commit acts of terrorism on United States soil. A terrorist in The United States should have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

by Sexydimma May 20, 2014

Miranda

crazy girl 🤪 with pretty hair "que ta de to" / "gorgeous".

That shit was mad crazy, who did it, Miranda?

You blew up the airport? That was so Mirandis🤪.

by sebita y bale 🤪 October 3, 2022

Hot Miranda

When you dump a plate of spaghetti on a girl and eat it off her chest, before, during, or after sex.

I really hope that girl lets me do a Hot Miranda to her because I haven't eaten dinner yet.

by Bromeliad2 April 26, 2017

Javier Miranda

A lame friend who says “ur mother” and sends troll faces unironically

He said “L” again? He’s being such a Javier Miranda

by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022

Miranda

🦀
not sure what you expected
🦀

quit saying that your a Miranda bro

by Urban dictionary clowner November 7, 2020

Miranda

Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2

Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies

Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is

Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater

go-karts

Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money

Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal

Miranda wrecked her car for the fourth time this month.

Miranda, you ate the cat you fat pig!

by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021

Miranda

Got hot ass tits 😮 💨🤤

Hey, did you see miranda!

by Fillupppp December 23, 2022