Mexican food

The only food worth having to take an epic shit after eating.

Mexican food is just that good.

by hoyclan March 13, 2011

Mexican Butterfly

It's when a guy finishes in a girl's eyelashes

I gave her a Mexican Butterfly for her birthday

by Fatsquirrel March 20, 2013

Mexican Capacity

When a place or establishment that you are at has reached it's Mexican population limit.

Phil: A mexican just walked in
Steve: Oh damn, we are at mexican capacity

by yourrealname March 25, 2009

Mexican Muzzleloader

When a man puts chewing tobacco in his mouth spits it out on a womans vagina and starts to have sexual intercourse

mark: did you hit it?
Steve: yea bro she let me do a mexican muzzleloader

mark: hell yea!

by Themanalive November 7, 2011

Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."

Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?

by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009

Mexican Hotdog

A hotdog served on a warm bun, topped with ketchup, honey mustard, relish, mayo, pickles, tomatoes, jalepenos and onion. This dish was ovecoarse created authentically be Mexicans.
Also any hotdog with many condiments on it.

Man, that mexican hotdog had everything on it!

by Headladn June 27, 2014

Rich Mexican

Usually lighter skinned than stereotypical Mexicans. They drive Ferraris, Bentleys, Maseratis, etc. They wear Bijan, Brioni, Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, etc. They control one of the world's biggest economies and keep getting richer and richer as their country does so too.

John: How do you find the richest person in Mexico?

Kyle: You throw a penny on the ground and whoever gets it.

Both: HAHAHA.

Alex: Actually, the richest person in the world is Mexican.

Kyle: Really? Haha, didn't know that.

Alex: I'm Mexican too.

John: No way! You look so White.

Alex: Yeah, I am White and Mexican, and I actually pay full tuition, unlike you two. I'm one of millions of Rich Mexicans.

by MistraldeLinares December 20, 2012