mexican border 

non existant fantasy line

person 1 those people were crossing the mexican border
person 2 there's a border?!

mexican border by dhzdf October 3, 2005

Mexican Standard Time 

Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...

I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.

Mexican Standard Time by kosmik85 June 27, 2009

Mexican Wrist Watch

The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.

Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!

Mexican Wrist Watch by Fiveash March 1, 2010

Mexican Bull ride 

While during anal sex the man says to the woman "i have aids." And she she trys to get away the man must stay on.

Brister was making love to a hooker and said he had aids, and she took him for a 3 mile run around the block while he was still on. mexican bull ride

Mexican Bull ride by In diana jones January 20, 2009

Mexican Ketchup 

Slang term for hot sauce

(Texas Pete, Chipotle Tabasco, Cholula, Tapatio, habanero, etc.)

Guy 1: "Hey homes"

Guy 2: "que pasa mane?"

Guy 1: "Can you pass me the mexican ketchup?, this chipotle is weak"

Guy 2: "no problemo!"

Mexican Ketchup by Nascarluver073 April 28, 2013

Mexican tetris 

To "Beaner pack" a car. simply put fit as many people in a car as possible, which usually include turning and bending people to fit in the car much like the very popular game "tetris"

Dude we had to play mexican tetris to fit all those people in the car!

Mexican tetris by R.C. Bega May 5, 2008

mexican chilidog 

When penetrating the bum of a female using taco bell hot sauce as lubrication.

Brad gave Jennie a big mexican chilidog after finishing his crunch wrap supreme. It was good to go.

mexican chilidog by peterbee October 1, 2006