Semi-Meter

A unit of measurment.

my peen is 12 Semi-Meters

by Semi-Meter August 24, 2020

send-o-meter

The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.

If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.

WOWW that dude was mad high on the send-o-meter

by 321sendit March 4, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

Giggle-meter

The amount that you laugh, measured on a meter

Yooo Jaxon, that joke you just told made my giggle-meter rise!!!

by Bigdaddywindowseller May 13, 2025

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009

Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022