Mental blonk

A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.

"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".

by Jakerator June 19, 2009

mental paralysis

the state of being paralyzed by suffering from some sort of past trauma or abuse, whether mentally, emotionally, or physically.

David, I suffer from mental paralysis, because I was a victim of domestic violence.

by mississippi self publisher May 21, 2016

mental wheelies

Something you’re can only do after clearing out a poker table to get the sayonara LE

Youtuber: “ok so today imma show you how to pull of some mental wheelies.
Other person: “ahh pretty good mental wheelies

by mxrccy September 24, 2018

turd mentality

the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality

President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.

by Slamb Doctor September 16, 2020

Mentally drunk

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason

someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.

by MYsterious zanacara July 31, 2018

Mentally weak

You are mentally weak if you cannot beat your PE teacher's 7 year old son in athletics

Mr Cullen: Run faster or I will mentally weak you!
Noah: Yo sir I'm already done
Mr Cullen: Well done kiddo your great but them over there are pretty slow
Them over there: Noooooo sir pleeeeasssee don't do it not the mentally weak laser aaaaahhhhhh
Mr Cullen: YOU ARE MENNNNNTALLLYYY WEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!
Them over there: Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!

by DeviLs brOther May 4, 2021

Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.

I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009