mediterranean panini

An IT professional most likely named Wes.

Oh you Mediterranean Panini. Your name must be Wes!

by Angelic-A June 3, 2016

mehiti

Mehitis normally live in Texas. They love fishing and horseback riding especially when they are in company with Mias. Their penis is normal length ( at least in countrys like China). Never the less Mehiti's THE perfect man.

Mehiti's do not live in China.

by Petrooo January 3, 2017

Meditbating

Trying to meditate but ending up masturbating instead.

Marc tried to meditate but all he could think about was boobies . Unable to focus, Marc gave up and began meditbating on the floor next to his incense and tiny Buddha.

by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017

memetacular

a lit pun used when a meme is on fire

That was a memetacular meme, Nith!

by ElmofiedBoby February 5, 2017

Meditation

The art of being in the present moment and clearing your mind of the past or the future .
"Lose your mind and come to your senses"- Fritz Perls

I love meditation, it's changed my life.

by Boom Puggy March 5, 2017

mediterranean herb

A person (specifically the female gender) who is very lazy, doesnt get out much but has great friends and brags about them to evey one

Oh Mediterranean herb!!!! Shut up

by SmollBLT July 15, 2017

meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017