A crazy dude that is super cool and really amazing, he is so cool that he starts to drink jäger,
Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol
Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.
Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol
Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.
Hey! Have u seen the new kid in class? No, who is it? It is that really funny guy and u probably know his name!
Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao
Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao
by startklar med jäger December 3, 2018
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by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021
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There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares
There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares
by THErizzQUEEN June 7, 2023
Get the Melvin mug.Melvin is the sweetest boy ever but is commonly misjudged by girls who do not know him as well as they think. Girls will do anything to keep a Melvin. He doesn't like football that much but looooooooves video games. Melvin likes a peng girl, but one reason for that is the people he hangs out with because they are the 'roadman' type who make him think he has to be like that. He is likely to be part of a gang but not tell you that.
by A〰Girl〽no bs June 8, 2019
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by Based_fart_knocker March 10, 2025
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by Philth13 January 29, 2023
Get the Melvin mug.In the years leading up to 2022, Melvin Capital made bets against key stocks within the USA stock market, after retail investors noticed inconsistencies with the stock, specifically the huge short position that Hedge Funds (including Melvin Capital) had accrued. Retail traders realized that these positions would at some stage need to be bought back so they independently decided to buy up the stock.
Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.
The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.
Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.
The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.
by !Gary Gensler August 17, 2022
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