swedish meatball

when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.

pregnant lady: would you like to have sex?
alexander: only if i can get the swedish meatball!

by iaquinta June 6, 2007

swedish meatballs

During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.

My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.

by Bekimz March 11, 2007

turkish meatball

when you ball up a piece of shit and fry it, then serving it to a close friend

My roommate told me how he served his little brother a Turkish Meatball the week before leaving for college.

by jordy ross March 5, 2009

spaghetti and meatballs

When a girl that's on her period rubs her vagina on a hairy chest and then defecates screaming "Mama Mia!!". (Close to pussy squash)

While drunk last night an old lady took advantage and gave me spaghetti and meatballs.

by bubbles009 September 21, 2013

spicy meatball

When someone takes a shit that causes their but to burn and limit walking for a length of time. That also causes your body to shiver and have goosebumps.

I can't walk from my spicy meatballs!!!

by Pat L. June 26, 2008

Sock Meatballs

An work-place friendly way to tell someone to "suck your balls"

Boss: "Dave get back to your desk and do your job"

Dave: "Sock Meatballs"

Boss: *confused*

by Zimbobby June 11, 2010

soggy meatball

When a pitcher cannot throw very hard, so he rainbows the ball!

When Jeff throws BP he only throws soggy meatballs!

by Ellis Jemingu February 17, 2018